the dead keep it
can you pinpoint the closest thing you’ve ever done to graverobbing? i can.
between Psychoville, TN and Asheville, NC we did a good deal of geocaching to keep our seventh day of driving interesting. Tennessee happens to have at least one geocache hidden away at every single exit of I-40, from border to border. of course this means that we made slow progress, stopping every few miles at a rest stop, gas station, or some unmarked location in the woods. but who could say that we were taking too long? it’s great to have nowhere in the world to be.
somewhere after Knoxville (where we saw a gorgeous underground natural rock spring), the sun disappeared. we kept pulling off the highway at each exit to find our hidden treasures. we came to a particularly dark and rural exit and proceeded to follow the GPS coordinates down a nearly-hidden dirt road. this short path led to a small but decidedly creepy family cemetery. i think we were both scared to get out of the car, but even more afraid to lose macho points in front of the other. we found some plausible excuse to turn the car around and point it back out for a quick getaway. you know, just in case.
this graveyard was…simple. most of the plots were marked with a flat rectangular slab with no engravings or markings. just a slate of granite jutting out of the ground in the rough approximation of a tombstone. it took us a few minutes to be convinced this wasn’t a Halloween setup. but no, there were some larger rocks with names engraved, sitting forever under a lone weeping willow. we walked around as solemnly as intruders can, and found our cache.
as Steve pulled the canister out from behind a blank tombstone, i had to wonder what effect this would have on our karmic balance. i mean it’s not like we were stealing stuff from a grave. just…near it. and not stealing! because it had been left there for us. so kind of like an undead messaging service or cemetery consignment shop.
or graverobbing. i am so haunted.
desecration for the Journey,
-louie-